Clarification...

Due to several questions regarding my new profile picture, let me start by addressing the most concerning one. No, this is not a picture of my colon, nor is it a picture of anyone's colon or any other internal organ. It is supposedly a black hole. I cannot prove that that's what it is since I simply found this picture on the internet, but I have no reason to believe otherwise. Why did I choose to represent myself with a picture of a black hole? Because I am melodramatic, that's why.

Black hole: an area in space with such a strong gravitational pull that no matter or energy can escape from it.

While this definition does sound a little like my mind, if it also sounds like your large intestines, you may want to check with a doctor.

Summer!!

Only 3 more days of school and less than a week until the beach. I need you, Destin FL! I need you sand! I need you ocean! I need you crab legs! I need you Back Porch and Callahan's and Jim N Nick's and Dave's Dogs and The Donut Hole and....okay I'm getting really hungry.

And yes BFF...I need you, too!!! I need to take a million pictures of our kids in matching outfits, roll my eyes every 60 seconds, and laugh until I pee my pants!!! Are you ready?